New Year’s Resolution 2012

Posted: January 4, 2012 in Uncategorized

ImageI have finally gotten around to establishing my New Year’s Resolution for 2012. I am keeping it short this year, which will make it easier to remember. I have decided to use the K.I.S.S. system in doing this. 

KISS stands for:

Keep

It

Simple

Stupid

So here goes:

  1. I resolve to buy my clothes in a size larger than those which have a snug fit. Because I look good in baggy clothes, they are the rage, and most important; with my “trend to expand”, I will probably grow into them.
  2. I resolve to laugh at once every day. Just reading Facebook each day affords me that. I can’t believe some of the pathetic lives some people live, and then post about.  One woman was complaining about her husband cheating on her so much, that she doesn’t think the baby she is pregnant with is his.
  3. I resolve to continue my innate ability to filter out the voices that strive to project me to do things I really don’t want to do. My wife says I am really good at that, so I resolve to hone my skills in that area.                                                                                                                          On another note: I am concerned about my wife. I think she may be in the early stages of dementia. Several times she has said, with exasperation in her voice, that she has told me many times to do a thing – and I don’t remember her ever saying it.
  4. I resolve to continue my never-ending quest to find the most comfortable position, on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house to test my eyelids for leakage, while I am “watching” the sports channel on T.V.

There you have it. I said it would be short and I think I can keep these this year.

My prayer is that you will have a BLESSED year.

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